Category Archives: Poems

Lessons In Love Tina Turtle polished her shell. She was looking good… She was looking swell. Tonight would be a special night. She was going out And all felt right. Painting her nails… And sprucing her tail… She took extra … Continue reading →

A Little Apple A little apple, way up in the tree… Looked down and asked, “Do you see me?” But no one did. Little apple grew larger but he stayed green. Amongst the leaves, he remained unseen. He went unobserved. … Continue reading →

The Snake Oil Merchant Can the garden state really be broke? Hey… Mr. Christie… is this a bad joke? How on earth can this possibly be? Ten times a day, you run a lottery. You says funds are what our … Continue reading →

Darwinism? Randy was a quiet boy, So sweet and so mild… Sheila was a demon girl She was a wild child. Randy took turns and could always wait… This was something that Sheila would hate. While Randy was gentle, polite … Continue reading →

My good friend, Sue Jaysnovitch, has made the momentous decision                                       to retire from teaching, after forty-one years of fighting the good … Continue reading →

The Solution Everyone knows of a growing problem That exists with our southern border. It’s as porous as a kitchen sieve… Breeding crime and social disorder. Drugs and guns and a welfare lottery… Things seem to get worse each day. … Continue reading →

Conversations Spoken (and Un-Spoken): A Retired Teacher Returns To His School Hi, it’s really nice to see you! (Gee… his hair has grown so thin.) You haven’t changed one bit! (So many wrinkles on his skin!) Oh my… you look … Continue reading →

George Brent My wife is in love with George Brent… But this is not as bad as it may seem. You see, he was a wonderful actor On the old time, silver screen. He appears often via the Turner channel, … Continue reading →

Current Events BinLaden… We got him. Stash The following poem is a reprise of one written a long long time ago. It is a reflection on the words of wise man, whom I have the pleasure of knowing. It is … Continue reading →