{"id":1317,"date":"2023-01-27T18:02:52","date_gmt":"2023-01-27T18:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?page_id=1317"},"modified":"2023-01-27T18:02:52","modified_gmt":"2023-01-27T18:02:52","slug":"the-much-anticipated-next-addition-to-the-verses-of-the-poet-laureate-stash","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?page_id=1317","title":{"rendered":"The Much Anticipated Next Addition To The Verses Of The Poet Laureate Stash"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?page_id=1317\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>Freedom<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It was the first warm morning of spring<br \/>\nAnd a naughty thought occurred to Bobby Bear.<br \/>\nThis day, when he\u2019d dress himself,<br \/>\nHe would not don his underwear.<\/p>\n<p>He knew that folks in town might frown\u2026<br \/>\nSome would even think him rude\u2026<br \/>\nIf they found that underneath his fur,<br \/>\nBobby Bear was totally nude.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby took his worry and put it behind<br \/>\nAs he strode confidently out of his lair.<br \/>\nHe was the first to \u201cgo commando\u201d<br \/>\nAnd felt free\u2026a life without any care.<\/p>\n<p>Smiling and waving at all he met,<br \/>\nBobby enjoyed the breeze between his thighs.<br \/>\nThis feeling of grizzly emancipation<br \/>\nWas, for him, an unexpected surprise.<\/p>\n<p>This was the way that Bobby spent his day,<br \/>\nAs he went about completing his chores.<br \/>\nHe needed to restock his pantry shelves,<br \/>\nForaging the town\u2019s root and berry stores.<\/p>\n<p>Running errands had become an adventure.<br \/>\nBobby displayed a roguish twinkle in his eye<br \/>\nAs he visited all of all the usual shops<br \/>\nSecuring essentials that he needed to buy.<\/p>\n<p>When finally Bobby\u2019s shopping was done<br \/>\nAnd he\u2019d purchased his last bit of honeycomb,<br \/>\nHe called upon his bear-friend, Bernice,<br \/>\nBefore turning his amble towards home.<\/p>\n<p>Reunions, after a long winter\u2019s nap<br \/>\nWere always warm and comfortably rosy.<br \/>\nAt once Bernie noticed a bit of a change\u2026<br \/>\nBobby seemed so much more cozy.<\/p>\n<p>He had \u201cthe devil\u201d in his big brown eyes<br \/>\nAnd Bobby\u2019s sweet kiss seemed to linger.<br \/>\nA change from her reserved, shy friend\u2026<br \/>\nBerniece liked this new loving demeanor. <\/p>\n<p>What happened next, I cannot say.<br \/>\nAs a gentleman, I must exercise discretion.<br \/>\nOur friends rolled in the moist spring hay\u2026<br \/>\nAdditional details,\u2026 well,  I cannot mention.<\/p>\n<p>There must be a moral to this story told\u2026<br \/>\n Maybe our lives would be much brighter<br \/>\n If we weren\u2019t slaves to conformity<br \/>\nAnd we wore our undies a little less tighter.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hair<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hair in my sink.<br \/>\nUnfair\u2026 I think.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Optimism<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Needless to say\u2026<br \/>\nTomorrow is always another day.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Freedom It was the first warm morning of spring And a naughty thought occurred to Bobby Bear. This day, when he\u2019d dress himself, He would not don his underwear. 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