{"id":100,"date":"2011-06-11T12:40:11","date_gmt":"2011-06-11T12:40:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=100"},"modified":"2011-12-01T17:28:09","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T17:28:09","slug":"from-the-stash-archives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=100","title":{"rendered":"From the Stash Archives"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=100\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>Darwinism?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Randy was a quiet boy,<br \/>\nSo sweet and so mild&#8230;<br \/>\nSheila was a demon girl<br \/>\nShe was a wild child.<\/p>\n<p>Randy took turns and could always wait&#8230;<br \/>\nThis was something that Sheila would hate.<br \/>\n While Randy was gentle, polite and quiet,<br \/>\nSheila was pushy&#8230;she couldn\u2019t deny it.<br \/>\nRandy was equipped for life\u2019s hurly-burly<br \/>\nBut Sheila&#8230;the poor girl&#8230;she died early.<\/p>\n<p>(Lets make something positive out of the worst,<br \/>\n Like always, Sheila managed to again be first,)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Darwinism? Randy was a quiet boy, So sweet and so mild&#8230; Sheila was a demon girl She was a wild child. Randy took turns and could always wait&#8230; This was something that Sheila would hate. While Randy was gentle, polite &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=100\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":226,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions\/226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}