{"id":1099,"date":"2016-12-13T19:39:31","date_gmt":"2016-12-13T19:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1099"},"modified":"2016-12-13T19:42:00","modified_gmt":"2016-12-13T19:42:00","slug":"christmas-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1099","title":{"rendered":"Christmas 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1099\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>A Christmas Pony *<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I want a pony for Christmas.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s the only thing<br \/>\nThat\u2019s on my wish list.<br \/>\nNo, I don\u2019t want clothes or toys\u2026<br \/>\nI promise to be good<br \/>\nAnd won\u2019t make any noise.<br \/>\nI\u2019ll always listen and do my chores\u2026<br \/>\nIf Santa will deliver a baby horse.<br \/>\nI know it\u2019ll be hard<br \/>\nFor St. Nick to wrap him\u2026<br \/>\nDon\u2019t want to fold, or break,<br \/>\nOr snap him.<br \/>\nBut\u2026<br \/>\nI\u2019m sure he can slip down our chimney\u2026<br \/>\nIt\u2019s built of brick and isn\u2019t flimsy.<br \/>\nA pony would fit real easy<br \/>\n(Well, maybe just a little \u201csqueezy\u201d)<br \/>\nBut he\u2019d sure look swell,<br \/>\nSitting under our tree\u2026<br \/>\nIf Santa would only bring a pony for me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash 2016<br \/>\n* Inspired by and dedicated to my good pal Ruth.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Christmas Epilogue<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Early Christmas morning\u2026<br \/>\nI creep down the silent stairs.<br \/>\nStill dark but I need to know\u2026<br \/>\nHas Mr.Claus yet been there?<\/p>\n<p>Bare feet on a chilly floor\u2026<br \/>\nI make my way to the bright tree.<br \/>\nYes! He\u2019s already made his visit<br \/>\nAnd there\u2019s something with a label for me!<\/p>\n<p>Should I wait for others to awake?<br \/>\nOr throw all caution to the wind?<br \/>\nNot much of an internal struggle\u2026<br \/>\nI rip at the paper and begin.<\/p>\n<p>Tearing sounds fill the air,<br \/>\nAs colorful scraps litter the floor.<br \/>\nSanta\u2019s used a strong sticky tape<br \/>\nBut I don\u2019t mind my unwrapping chore.<\/p>\n<p>In a blink, there it stands\u2026<br \/>\nYou know what it is of course.<br \/>\nJust what I\u2019d been asking for\u2026<br \/>\nI finally got my baby \u2026\u2026\u2026?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Christmas Pony * I want a pony for Christmas. It\u2019s the only thing That\u2019s on my wish list. No, I don\u2019t want clothes or toys\u2026 I promise to be good And won\u2019t make any noise. I\u2019ll always listen and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1099\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1111,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions\/1111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}