{"id":1133,"date":"2018-04-17T14:49:09","date_gmt":"2018-04-17T14:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1133"},"modified":"2018-04-17T14:49:09","modified_gmt":"2018-04-17T14:49:09","slug":"old-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1133","title":{"rendered":"Old Age"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1133\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>An Ode To Aging<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Waistline\u2019s getting thicker,<br \/>\nBut my hair grows ever thinner.<br \/>\nEach year speeds by quicker\u2026<br \/>\nI catch an early bird dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Night driving\u2019s a bit more bleary.<br \/>\nWeary bones crackle and creak.<br \/>\nWaitress just called me dearie\u2026<br \/>\nPretty girls kiss me on the cheek.<\/p>\n<p>Aging is a slow awareness.<br \/>\nDid I take my morning pill?<br \/>\nDon\u2019t look in life for fairness\u2026<br \/>\nAn open window&#8230; I feel a chill.<\/p>\n<p>But\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I woke up this morning.<br \/>\nAt my age, that\u2019s always a good sign.<br \/>\nSpring temps are slowly warming\u2026<br \/>\nI think today\u2019s going to be just fine. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Ode To Aging Waistline\u2019s getting thicker, But my hair grows ever thinner. Each year speeds by quicker\u2026 I catch an early bird dinner. Night driving\u2019s a bit more bleary. Weary bones crackle and creak. Waitress just called me dearie\u2026 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1133\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1133"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1143,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions\/1143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}