{"id":1273,"date":"2021-10-28T21:47:05","date_gmt":"2021-10-28T21:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1273"},"modified":"2021-10-28T21:47:05","modified_gmt":"2021-10-28T21:47:05","slug":"a-birthday-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1273","title":{"rendered":"A Birthday Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1273\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>Little Sylvia<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Little Sylvia was feeling vexed today.<br \/>\nIt was raining outside<br \/>\nAnd she wanted to play.<\/p>\n<p>Her toys, all worn and old,<br \/>\nDid not amuse her\u2026<br \/>\nOr so I\u2019m told.<\/p>\n<p>Poor child , she was bored\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019ve nothing to do!!\u201d<br \/>\nWee Sylvia roared.<\/p>\n<p>Always ripe with imagination,<br \/>\nA thought occurred\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cI need a vacation!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Putting rubbers on her feet,<br \/>\nShe grabbed an umbrella<br \/>\nAnd headed down the street.<\/p>\n<p>Outside it was wet and gray.<br \/>\nSidewalks were empty,<br \/>\nSylvia went on her way.<\/p>\n<p>Puddles were fun, for a while<br \/>\nBut Sylvia realized<br \/>\nShe\u2019d hiked nearly a mile.<\/p>\n<p>Now it was getting on to noon.<br \/>\nStomach growling\u2026<br \/>\nLunchtime approached very soon.<\/p>\n<p>So Sylvia turned herself for home<br \/>\nThe adventure was over\u2026<br \/>\nGone was her urge  to roam.<\/p>\n<p>Into the house and wiping her feet,<br \/>\nShe shouted out,<br \/>\n\u201cHey Mom\u2026 what\u2019s there to eat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sylvia, was wet and dripping on the rug,..<br \/>\nHer Mother bent close<br \/>\nOffering a warm, loving hug.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s take care of your empty belly\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nOff to the kitchen<br \/>\nFor peanut butter and jelly.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Syl ate her sandwich, so tasty\u2026<br \/>\nAnd thought her plan, earlier,<br \/>\nMight have been a bit hasty.<\/p>\n<p>With jam still smeared across her face,<br \/>\nSylvia smiled with an awareness:<br \/>\nHome would always be the very best place.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash 10\/28\/21<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Sylvia Little Sylvia was feeling vexed today. It was raining outside And she wanted to play. Her toys, all worn and old, Did not amuse her\u2026 Or so I\u2019m told. Poor child , she was bored\u2026 \u201cI\u2019ve nothing to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1273\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1274,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273\/revisions\/1274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}