{"id":131,"date":"2011-07-12T21:36:56","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T21:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2011-12-01T17:26:33","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T17:26:33","slug":"love-hurts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Love Hurts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=131\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>Lessons In Love<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tina Turtle polished her shell.<br \/>\nShe was looking good&#8230;<br \/>\nShe was looking swell.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight would be a special night.<br \/>\nShe was going out<br \/>\nAnd all felt right.<\/p>\n<p>Painting her nails&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd sprucing her tail&#8230;<br \/>\nShe took extra time to shine her scales.<\/p>\n<p>Edward, a snake, was going to call.<br \/>\nThe last time she saw him&#8230;<br \/>\nShe couldn\u2019t recall.<\/p>\n<p>Circumstances, then, were not ideal.<br \/>\nThings weren\u2019t right&#8230;<br \/>\nNot the right feel.<\/p>\n<p>But she hoped, as some time had passed,<br \/>\nThat serpent-friend Eddy,<br \/>\nHad regained his class.<\/p>\n<p>Edward was nice but had a bent to stray.<br \/>\nHe\u2019d wandered once but now<br \/>\nPromised to stay.<\/p>\n<p>So, Tina was willing to forget and forgive.<br \/>\nHoping for miracles, she would<br \/>\nLive and let live.<\/p>\n<p>So, she primped&#8230; making herself ready<br \/>\nFor a warm reunion with<br \/>\nHer former steady.<\/p>\n<p>At last Edward\u2019s advent time arrived<br \/>\nBut sadly Tina\u2019s hopes<br \/>\nWould be denied.<\/p>\n<p>Something happened, that Tina had feared.<br \/>\nThe hour grew late but<br \/>\nEdward never appeared.<\/p>\n<p>You see, wayward snakes cannot be trusted.<br \/>\nOnce again Tina\u2019s heart would<br \/>\nBe busted.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes lessons must be learned twice:<br \/>\nSnakes are unscrupulous&#8230;<br \/>\nTurtles are nice.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lessons In Love Tina Turtle polished her shell. She was looking good&#8230; She was looking swell. Tonight would be a special night. She was going out And all felt right. Painting her nails&#8230; And sprucing her tail&#8230; She took extra &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=131\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":221,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions\/221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}