{"id":1372,"date":"2024-04-04T13:36:30","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T13:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1372"},"modified":"2024-04-04T13:36:30","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T13:36:30","slug":"lessons-in-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1372","title":{"rendered":"Lessons In Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=1372\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div>\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Monroe Mouse<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Monroe was a happy mouse<br \/>But he was quite unusual, you see.<br \/>He enjoyed eating seeds and grain<br \/>But he\u2019d never partake of cheese.<br \/><br \/>Like others of a mousey persuasion\u2026<br \/>Monroe wasn\u2019t too hard to please\u2026<br \/>He&#8217;d consume corn and bread and such<br \/>But he drew the line at cheese.<br \/><br \/>Monroe\u2019s mother had tried everything.<br \/>She coaxed and begged on bended knees<br \/>But twas of no avail, dear reader,<br \/>Monroe just wouldn\u2019t eat his cheese.<br \/><br \/>Dad tried but like his mother, he failed.<br \/>\u201cJust a nibble and we\u2019ll have peace.\u201d<br \/>But Monroe remained quite adamant&#8230;<br \/>He refused to taste the cheese.<br \/><br \/>Monroe was not really a picky eater\u2026<br \/>He\u2019d lunch on lettuce, broccoli and peas.<br \/>But when it came to milk products,<br \/>He couldn\u2019t stomach the thought of cheese.<br \/><br \/>Edam, Munster, cheddar, Swiss\u2026<br \/>Monroe would have no part of these.<br \/>He felt the world would be a better place<br \/>If no one had invented cheese.<br \/><br \/>The pages of time, they turned\u2026 <br \/>Monroe traded meadows for the trees.<br \/>He took a bride\u2026 a wonderful gal<br \/>But she only knew how to cook cheese.<br \/><br \/>Eat it or not, tis all I have to offer you.<br \/>(The first of his bride\u2019s marital decrees.)<br \/>Left with no choice, Monroe sat down<br \/>And he finally tried the cheese.<br \/><br \/>It was soft and squishy, with an off-putting tang.<br \/>The smell caused Monroe to sneeze\u2026<br \/>Just as he had always suspected\u2026<br \/>He detested the taste of cheese.<br \/><br \/>There are always life lessons<br \/>Found in parables like these:<br \/>Look to find a good wife\u2026 <br \/>Make sure she cooks more than cheese. <br \/><br \/><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Stash<\/strong><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Monroe Mouse Monroe was a happy mouseBut he was quite unusual, you see.He enjoyed eating seeds and grainBut he\u2019d never partake of cheese. 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