{"id":140,"date":"2011-07-25T15:24:15","date_gmt":"2011-07-25T15:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=140"},"modified":"2011-12-01T17:24:56","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T17:24:56","slug":"seasons-greetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=140","title":{"rendered":"Season\u2019s Greetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=140\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>Caliente<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>People argue about things a lot&#8230;<br \/>\nBut you all have to agree to this:<br \/>\nIt\u2019s hot!<\/p>\n<p>Winter\u2019s snow and cold forgot.<br \/>\nI\u2019ll complain about that tomorrow&#8230;<br \/>\nToday, it\u2019s hot!<\/p>\n<p>Feels like a stove and I\u2019m the teapot.<br \/>\nThe sidewalk sizzles&#8230;<br \/>\nBoy, it\u2019s hot.<\/p>\n<p>The grass turns to hay on my lawn plot.<br \/>\nNo rain for weeks&#8230;<br \/>\nGee, it\u2019s hot!<\/p>\n<p>Put a dime in the air conditioner\u2019s slot.<br \/>\nPainful electric bills coming&#8230;<br \/>\nBecause it\u2019s hot!<\/p>\n<p>Hotter than Hades it\u2019s not<br \/>\nBut close enough&#8230;<br \/>\nGod, it\u2019s hot!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caliente People argue about things a lot&#8230; But you all have to agree to this: It\u2019s hot! Winter\u2019s snow and cold forgot. I\u2019ll complain about that tomorrow&#8230; Today, it\u2019s hot! Feels like a stove and I\u2019m the teapot. The sidewalk &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=140\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":218,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions\/218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}