{"id":16,"date":"2011-04-22T01:31:47","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T01:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=16"},"modified":"2011-12-01T17:32:08","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T17:32:08","slug":"the-continuing-saga-of-ozzie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"The Continuing Saga of Ozzie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=16\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p>       Ozzie Was A Very Bad Dog<\/p>\n<p>We tried praise, rewards and lots of patience<br \/>\nBut Ozzie just wouldn\u2019t listen.<br \/>\nWe wanted a loyal, obedient pooch<br \/>\nBut there was something he was missin\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>Friends suggested The Dog Whisperer.<br \/>\nHis results, they say, were undeniable.<br \/>\nHe could tame the most difficult beast.<br \/>\nHis ways were logical&#8230; so very triable.<\/p>\n<p>So, we watched his television show&#8230;<br \/>\nWe wanted to learn a better way.<br \/>\nIt looked like things would be a easy&#8230;<br \/>\nLess than work, more like play.<\/p>\n<p>For days and days, we did as he said.<br \/>\nWe really tried and tried and tried<br \/>\nAs a result, we\u2019ve come to one conclusion:<br \/>\nThe Dog Whisperer&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. he lied.  <\/p>\n<p>                       Stash<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ozzie Was A Very Bad Dog We tried praise, rewards and lots of patience But Ozzie just wouldn\u2019t listen. We wanted a loyal, obedient pooch But there was something he was missin\u2019. Friends suggested The Dog Whisperer. His results, they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=16\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem","tag-ozzie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":235,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}