{"id":185,"date":"2011-10-15T14:37:53","date_gmt":"2011-10-15T14:37:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=185"},"modified":"2011-12-01T17:20:45","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T17:20:45","slug":"185","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=185","title":{"rendered":"Longing For Mayberry"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=185\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>Have You Lately Noticed?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>People don\u2019t smile much anymore&#8230;<br \/>\nThey rarely pause to hold open a door.<br \/>\nThe language they speak is often crude<br \/>\nAnd even waitress\u2019 attitudes are rude.<br \/>\nOnce upon a time, folks acted nice&#8230;<br \/>\nManners weren\u2019t always an archaic device.<br \/>\nNow, it seems, nothing comes free&#8230;<br \/>\nFirst consideration: \u201cWhat\u2019s in it for me?\u201d<br \/>\nA friendly greeting can be so delicious&#8230;<br \/>\nBut to do so now is viewed suspicious.<br \/>\nSomeone approaches and eyes divert&#8230;<br \/>\nAs if human connection might in some way hurt.<br \/>\nIn a gray world, things could be brighter&#8230;<br \/>\nA simple smile might make life lighter.<\/p>\n<p>No, no, no&#8230; this poem ends much too sweetly.<br \/>\nWhat I really mean to say was&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>At the malls,<br \/>\nI see the vacant masses pass.<br \/>\nI just want to shout,<br \/>\n\u201cGet your head outta your ass.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Yeah&#8230; that\u2019s better.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have You Lately Noticed? People don\u2019t smile much anymore&#8230; They rarely pause to hold open a door. The language they speak is often crude And even waitress\u2019 attitudes are rude. Once upon a time, folks acted nice&#8230; Manners weren\u2019t always &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=185\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":213,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions\/213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}