{"id":201,"date":"2011-12-01T14:30:23","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T14:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=201"},"modified":"2011-12-01T17:10:51","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T17:10:51","slug":"x-mas-day-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"X-Mas Day 1"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Christmas Bunny<\/strong><\/p>\n

Reginald Rabbit awoke one day
\nAnd said he had something shocking to say…
\nHe no longer wished to be an Easter Bunny.
\n(Doesn\u2019t that sound absurdly funny?)<\/p>\n

Marshmallow peeps and jelly beans…
\nNope… Reggie Rabbit was no longer keen.
\nTo make his disposition once again sunny,
\nReg would become a \u201c Christmas Bunny\u201d!<\/p>\n

Making his way north, to the land of Claus,
\nReginald traveled to fulfill his cause.
\nThe trip was long and so very cold…
\nIt took a bunny very bold.<\/p>\n

Reginald arrived, knocking at Santa\u2019s door
\nAnd told him of the burden he bore.
\nMet with a smile of warm Christmas cheer,
\nSanta told Reggie to join his deer.<\/p>\n

Reg hip-hopped to where the reindeer slept…
\nThrough the barn door, our brave bunny crept.
\nHe worried that Rudolph might laugh… or worse.
\nHis heart beat so fast, he thought it would burst.<\/p>\n

But instead, Reg was greeted with kisses and hugs.
\nOur hero felt warm, welcome and snug.
\nThe team was delighted to enlist another
\nAnd greeted Reggie as their long eared brother.<\/p>\n

Lately, Santa had felt spirits dwindling…
\nBut Reginald\u2019s pluck was just the right kindling.
\nThis Christmas, when eyes turn to seek Santa\u2019s sleigh…
\nLook closely… Reggie the Rabbit may be leading the way.<\/p>\n

Merry Christmas! Hoppy New Year!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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