{"id":266,"date":"2011-12-06T15:00:27","date_gmt":"2011-12-06T15:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=266"},"modified":"2011-12-06T15:03:17","modified_gmt":"2011-12-06T15:03:17","slug":"x-mas-day-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=266","title":{"rendered":"X-Mas Day 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=266\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>The Lord Helps Them Who Help Themselves<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Lord helps them who help themselves&#8230;<br \/>\nThat\u2019s what Santa said.<br \/>\nIt was late on Christmas Eve<br \/>\nAnd the Old Man was still in bed!<\/p>\n<p>Christmas had come so quickly&#8230;<br \/>\nAs if the year had been sped up.<br \/>\nIt was work, work and more work<br \/>\nAnd Santa was feeling fed up.<\/p>\n<p>All of his yuletide commitment&#8230;<br \/>\nWhat was this effort for?<br \/>\nWhen he gave the folks a present,<br \/>\nThey would always ask for more.<\/p>\n<p>Christmas used to be a warm time&#8230;<br \/>\nTo give a hand-up to the needy.<br \/>\nBut now it has become<br \/>\nAn occasion for the greedy.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, all the lights are pretty.<br \/>\nTinsel, stars and shiny garland.<br \/>\nBut Santa\u2019s sleeping in tonight&#8230;<br \/>\nNot leaving his frozen far-land.<\/p>\n<p>Forget the tinkling jingle bells.<br \/>\nThat ho-ho-ho is corny stuff.<br \/>\nIf you want a toy&#8230; go buy it,<br \/>\n\u2018Cause Santa\u2019s had enough.<\/p>\n<p>Mary&#8230; about your dolly,<br \/>\nAnd Jimmy&#8230; about that bike&#8230;<br \/>\nYou better see your mommies &#8230;<br \/>\nSanta\u2019s decided to go on strike.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s closin\u2019 up his shop.<br \/>\nGonna lay off all of his elves.<br \/>\nAin\u2019t makin\u2019 no more toys&#8230;<br \/>\nKiddies&#8230; amuse yourselves.<\/p>\n<p>Yep, Santa\u2019s sleepin\u2019 late today&#8230;<br \/>\nHe\u2019s not going to leave his home.<br \/>\nAs for all the letters you\u2019ve sent&#8230;<br \/>\nThis year&#8230; you\u2019re on your own.<\/p>\n<p><strong>END<\/strong><em><br \/>\n\f<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Lord Helps Them Who Help Themselves The Lord helps them who help themselves&#8230; That\u2019s what Santa said. It was late on Christmas Eve And the Old Man was still in bed! Christmas had come so quickly&#8230; As if the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=266\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=266"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions\/270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}