{"id":290,"date":"2011-12-10T14:24:52","date_gmt":"2011-12-10T14:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=290"},"modified":"2011-12-10T14:24:52","modified_gmt":"2011-12-10T14:24:52","slug":"x-mas-day-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"X-Mas Day 10"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=290\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><em><strong>I might start to lose you<\/strong><\/em> after the first couple of lines but hang in there. There really is a lesson to be learned. <strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Listen To Your Mother<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>On Christmas morning, Jeffrey got a brand new sled.<br \/>\nHe used it once and now he\u2019s dead.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSanta, I don\u2019t want no truck or sweater.\u201d<br \/>\nThat\u2019s what Jeffrey wrote in his letter.<\/p>\n<p>What he wanted was a sled&#8230; a lot.<br \/>\nAnd that\u2019s exactly what Jeffrey got.<\/p>\n<p>He found it wrapped on Christmas morning.<br \/>\n\u201cUse it with care.\u201d was his mother\u2019s warning.<\/p>\n<p>But little children never seem to hear.<br \/>\nThey live a life that is devoid of fear.<\/p>\n<p>So Jeffrey set out to find a hill<br \/>\nThat would provide, for him, a suitable thrill.<\/p>\n<p>He found it near a busy highway.<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019ve got a sled, now I\u2019ll ride it my way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The hill was iced and mountain high.<br \/>\n\u201cGeronomo!\u201d was Jeff\u2019s last cry.<\/p>\n<p>His day ended with a bit of bad luck&#8230;<br \/>\nJeffrey slid under a ce-ment truck.<\/p>\n<p>He got the present for which he wished.<br \/>\nBut in the end, Jeff got squished.<\/p>\n<p>Remember Kiddies:<\/p>\n<p>If you please, tease your sister and brother&#8230;<br \/>\nBut always listen to your dear mother.<\/p>\n<p>She knows best.<\/p>\n<p><strong>END  <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I might start to lose you after the first couple of lines but hang in there. There really is a lesson to be learned. Stash Listen To Your Mother On Christmas morning, Jeffrey got a brand new sled. He used &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=290\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":292,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions\/292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}