{"id":30,"date":"2011-05-03T20:08:44","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T20:08:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2011-12-01T17:31:36","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T17:31:36","slug":"something-new-something-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Something New\u2026 Something Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=30\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>Current Events<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>BinLaden&#8230;<br \/>\nWe got him.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The following poem is a reprise of one written a long long time ago. It is a reflection on the words of wise man, whom I have the pleasure of knowing. It is a commentary on the many aggravations each of us experience in living our daily lives. (The Navy Seals, of recent headlines, are singularly exempted from this lash of Stash.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ode To Vinnie<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Plumbers can\u2019t do the plumbin\u2019.<br \/>\nWaiters can\u2019t deliver the food.<br \/>\nJanitors can\u2019t do the sweepin\u2019.<br \/>\nCounselors are getting rude.<\/p>\n<p>Salespeople aren\u2019t helpful.<br \/>\nDoctors don\u2019t make us better.<br \/>\nPriests are not so holy.<br \/>\nWeather men can\u2019t tell the weather.<\/p>\n<p>The President isn\u2019t truthful.<br \/>\nThe teacher didn\u2019t do so good.<br \/>\nThe pilot crashed the plane.<br \/>\nThe carpenter can\u2019t cut wood.<\/p>\n<p>There was once a time,<br \/>\nWhen people took pride in what they did.<br \/>\nWhen things were done properly&#8230;<br \/>\nNot just put out for the lowest bid.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019d all be living in a happier place,<br \/>\nFar away from the madding mobs,<br \/>\nIf folks would be more diligent&#8230;<br \/>\nIf they\u2019d only do their fuckin\u2019 jobs.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current Events BinLaden&#8230; We got him. Stash The following poem is a reprise of one written a long long time ago. It is a reflection on the words of wise man, whom I have the pleasure of knowing. It is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=30\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":234,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}