{"id":314,"date":"2011-12-15T13:50:32","date_gmt":"2011-12-15T13:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=314"},"modified":"2011-12-15T13:50:32","modified_gmt":"2011-12-15T13:50:32","slug":"x-mas-day-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=314","title":{"rendered":"X-Mas Day 15"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=314\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>The Christmas Spirit<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last night, Jimmy brought home a Christmas tree.<br \/>\nIt was big and bushy and best of all&#8230; free.<br \/>\n(Happy holiday!)<\/p>\n<p>He found it growing out back in the park.<br \/>\nHe took a saw and when it was dark,<br \/>\nHe removed it.<\/p>\n<p>Dispossessing squirrels and birds and such,<br \/>\nJimmy thought this the right touch<br \/>\nFor his living room.<\/p>\n<p>So, Jimmy tugged and dragged it home.<br \/>\nHe propped it up in a stand of chrome&#8230;<br \/>\n(What a sight!.)<\/p>\n<p>Jimmy\u2019s mother was truly surprised.<br \/>\nShe could hardly believe her weary eyes,<br \/>\nWhen she saw it.<\/p>\n<p>She hugged her son and asked no question.<br \/>\n\u201cWheres\u201d and \u201chows\u201d&#8230; you just didn\u2019t mention<br \/>\nTo a boy like Jim.<\/p>\n<p>So, Jimmy and mom spent the evening with lights<br \/>\nAnd when they were done, the tree was a bright<br \/>\nSymbol of the occasion.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, when done with their cheerful chore,<br \/>\nThere came a rapping at the front door.<br \/>\n(It was the park police!)<\/p>\n<p>They said Jimmy\u2019s act just wasn\u2019t nice<br \/>\nAnd since this had happened more than twice,<br \/>\nJim would have to come along.<\/p>\n<p>They took Jimmy to a place for little boys,<br \/>\nWhose minds were filled with \u201cshiny toys\u201d&#8230;<br \/>\nHeads \u201call full of the music\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>It seemed odd at the time but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>When the door closed, someone saw mama smile.<br \/>\nA little bit faint but it was there all the while,<br \/>\nThat Jimmy was being escorted.<\/p>\n<p>It was the theory of some who were witness&#8230;<br \/>\nThat perhaps mom sensed she\u2019d be having a Christmas&#8230;<br \/>\nThat would finally be merry and bright&#8230;<br \/>\nand peaceful&#8230;<br \/>\nand calm&#8230;<br \/>\nand restful.<br \/>\nand quiet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>END <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Christmas Spirit Last night, Jimmy brought home a Christmas tree. It was big and bushy and best of all&#8230; free. (Happy holiday!) He found it growing out back in the park. He took a saw and when it was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=314\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":316,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions\/316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}