{"id":319,"date":"2011-12-16T13:59:06","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T13:59:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=319"},"modified":"2011-12-16T13:59:06","modified_gmt":"2011-12-16T13:59:06","slug":"x-mas-day-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=319","title":{"rendered":"X-Mas Day 16"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=319\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>When Millie Caught Me Under The Mistletoe<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When Millie caught me under the mistletoe,<br \/>\nWe locked lips and she wouldn\u2019t let go.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I know it\u2019s tradition&#8230; a holiday custom<br \/>\nBut man! My lips&#8230; I thought she\u2019d bust \u2018em.<\/p>\n<p>Her eyes had the gaze of ho-ho-ho<br \/>\nBut when we joined lips, she wouldn\u2019t let go.<\/p>\n<p>At first, her kiss was so gentle and sweet<br \/>\nBut then she decided to floss my teeth.<\/p>\n<p>With all my might, I tried to remove her<br \/>\nBut she had the suction of a deluxe Hoover.<\/p>\n<p>I thought she might turn me inside out&#8230;<br \/>\nIt became clear I was losin\u2019 this bout.<\/p>\n<p>So I decided to fight fire with fire&#8230;<br \/>\nTo kiss her back&#8230; and hope she\u2019d tire.<\/p>\n<p>But the greater effort I tried to put in,<br \/>\nThe more I realized my Millie would win.<\/p>\n<p>So in the end, she had her way&#8230;<br \/>\nShe decided when to end our play.<\/p>\n<p>Kissing was what kept dear Millie young&#8230;<br \/>\nShe didn\u2019t need eggnog&#8230;<br \/>\nJust a little bit of Christmas tongue.<\/p>\n<p><strong>End\f<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Millie Caught Me Under The Mistletoe When Millie caught me under the mistletoe, We locked lips and she wouldn\u2019t let go. Now, I know it\u2019s tradition&#8230; a holiday custom But man! My lips&#8230; I thought she\u2019d bust \u2018em. Her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=319\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":321,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions\/321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}