{"id":325,"date":"2011-12-17T14:23:21","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T14:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=325"},"modified":"2011-12-17T14:27:23","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T14:27:23","slug":"325","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"X-Mas Day 17"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=325\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>The Lamentations of a Greedy Child<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s under my Christmas tree?<br \/>\nWhat did Santa Claus bring for me?<br \/>\nMama says that I suffer from greed&#8230;<br \/>\nBut there\u2019s lots of stuff I really need.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not talking about homemade presents.<br \/>\n(These are the things that I deeply resent.)<br \/>\nWhat I really want comes from a store&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd while a little is nice, I prefer more.<\/p>\n<p>Comes the morning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Hey&#8230; all I got was this piece of coal!<br \/>\nSomething that comes from a dirty hole,<br \/>\nThis chunk of rock isn\u2019t much fun&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd to make matters worse&#8230; I only got one!<\/p>\n<p><strong>End<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Lamentations of a Greedy Child What\u2019s under my Christmas tree? What did Santa Claus bring for me? Mama says that I suffer from greed&#8230; But there\u2019s lots of stuff I really need. I\u2019m not talking about homemade presents. (These &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=325\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":329,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions\/329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}