{"id":348,"date":"2011-12-21T14:50:15","date_gmt":"2011-12-21T14:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=348"},"modified":"2011-12-21T14:50:15","modified_gmt":"2011-12-21T14:50:15","slug":"x-mas-day-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=348","title":{"rendered":"X-Mas Day 21"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Seasons Change<\/strong><\/p>\n

This year you\u2019ll have to be patient
\nCause Santa is going to be late.
\nHe\u2019s a little off his schedule
\nSo you will just have to wait.<\/p>\n

The North Pole, it seems, is changing.
\nSanta and his folks are trying to adjust.
\nHis sleigh\u2019s been put into mothballs
\nAnd its runners have begun to rust.<\/p>\n

All of Santa\u2019s friends have noticed
\nThe change that\u2019s coming about…
\nThey live way up north but
\nNow it feels like it does down south.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s sweat on the brow of Bill,
\nSanta\u2019s pampered pet polar bear…
\nWho\u2019s removed his thick fur coat
\nAnd now sleeps in his bear underwear.<\/p>\n

Pete, the perky little penguin
\nHas petitioned the Arctic Commissioner.
\nHe\u2019d like to cope with the heat,
\nBy getting a cool air conditioner.<\/p>\n

\fIt\u2019s all an inconvenient truth.
\nIt\u2019s a hassle… a great big chore.
\nIt didn\u2019t used to be like this
\nAnd it\u2019s all because of Al Gore.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s with him that Armageddon started.
\nBefore Al, all was just peachy keen…
\nBut he\u2019s really gone and stirred up
\nThis environmental \u201cweather-thing\u201d.<\/p>\n

Most of our worries never happen.
\nThey torture us and then go away.
\nGlobal warming\u2019s not really so bad…
\nHey… the winters will feel like May!<\/p>\n

As for our children\u2019s, children\u2019s, children…
\nAbout whom the alarmists all shout…
\nI say don\u2019t underestimate the kiddies…
\nLet\u2019s leave it to them to figure out.<\/p>\n

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