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Rudolph\u2019s Epitaph<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh no… oh dear, can it be true?
\nDid you hear what someone said?
\nSanta worked poor Rudolph
\nUntil our friend dropped dead!<\/p>\n

It wasn\u2019t just the reindeer,
\nWho laughed at Rudolph\u2019s nose.
\nSanta was in that group…
\nYes, he was one of those.<\/p>\n

He thought Rudy laughable.
\nA red nose seemed so funny.
\nBut the joke only lasted,
\nWhen days were clear and sunny.<\/p>\n

But as the fog rolled in that night,
\nSanta became a \u201cRudolph user\u201d.
\n\u201cGet me Old Flicker.\u201d he called…
\n\u201cWe\u2019ve a job for the red-nosed loser.<\/p>\n

So, Santa tied poor Rudy to his sleigh
\nAnd with a whip, he cracked deer-tush.
\nRudy strained and strained and strained…
\nThe sled finally took off with a swoosh.<\/p>\n

\fSanta worked Rudolph all night long.
\nWithout a break, he visited each house.
\n\u201cCan we pause a moment?\u201d asked Rudy.
\n\u201cKeep pulling!\u201d shouted Santa Louse.<\/p>\n

When they returned, Rudy looked ill.
\nWithout food, he went to his stall.
\nRudolph fell quickly asleep…
\nBut couldn\u2019t answer morning\u2019s call.<\/p>\n

The Pole-ish vet was summoned
\nBut for Rudolph, it was too late.
\nHis overworked heart had burst…
\nHis last trip was through heaven\u2019s gate.<\/p>\n

They came to take Santa away this morning.
\n\u201cI\u2019m so very sorry!\u201d, said St. Nick with a tear.
\n\u201cKiddies… enjoy the toys in your stockings…
\nI won\u2019t be visiting your houses next year.\u201d<\/p>\n

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