{"id":374,"date":"2012-01-21T22:09:31","date_gmt":"2012-01-21T22:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=374"},"modified":"2012-01-21T22:11:26","modified_gmt":"2012-01-21T22:11:26","slug":"irony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=374","title":{"rendered":"Irony"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=374\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>The Unjust Paradox of Existence<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>At my age I\u2019ve changed my focus<br \/>\nFrom becoming upper class and wealthy.<br \/>\nI\u2019ve set, for myself, a more sensible goal&#8230;.<br \/>\nBecoming slimmer and a bit more healthy.<\/p>\n<p>So, I\u2019ve been counting my calories<br \/>\nAnd watching what I have for dinner.<br \/>\nI walk my dog for miles each day<br \/>\nBut it\u2019s only my hair that seems to get  thinner.<\/p>\n<p>Ironic, isn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n<p><strong>End<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Unjust Paradox of Existence At my age I\u2019ve changed my focus From becoming upper class and wealthy. I\u2019ve set, for myself, a more sensible goal&#8230;. Becoming slimmer and a bit more healthy. So, I\u2019ve been counting my calories And &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=374\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":378,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions\/378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}