{"id":385,"date":"2012-02-16T19:24:56","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T19:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=385"},"modified":"2012-02-16T19:24:56","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T19:24:56","slug":"belated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=385","title":{"rendered":"Belated"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=385\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><em><strong>A good friend of mine<\/strong> noted a glaring holiday omission on my part. By special request, here&#8217;s a belated Valentine offering&#8230; one that I&#8217;ve dug from the dark musty catacombs of my poetry archives.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Said Barney Bear to sweet Bernice<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Said Barney Bear to sweet Bernice,<br \/>\n\u201cWon\u2019t you come home with me?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cFuzzy mama, you look so fine&#8230;<br \/>\nCome and be my Valentine?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Said Bernice, in a manner coy,<br \/>\n\u201cYou really are the cutest boy&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd even though you have no money,<br \/>\nYou sure know how to spread my honey.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Said Barney Bear, with tail upright,<br \/>\n\u201cWe can kiss and cuddle all the night.<br \/>\nCome&#8230; I\u2019ll give you what you need&#8230;<br \/>\nLet\u2019s join together in love\u2019s sweet deed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Said Bernice, with a slight bear-blush,<br \/>\n\u201cLet\u2019s travel to your lair in a rush.<br \/>\nAt the risk of sounding way too easy,<br \/>\nI can\u2019t wait for you to squeeze me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Love\u2019s tune consisted of growling sounds&#8230;<br \/>\nTheir furry love knew no bounds.<br \/>\nThe evening was filled with passionate hugs&#8230;<br \/>\nTogether, they formed a single bear rug.<\/p>\n<p>This was the start of their love affair&#8230;<br \/>\nThe time that Barney bear dared to care.<br \/>\nBarney was by the love bug bitten&#8230;<br \/>\nThis was the day Bernice was smitten.<\/p>\n<p><strong>End<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A good friend of mine noted a glaring holiday omission on my part. By special request, here&#8217;s a belated Valentine offering&#8230; one that I&#8217;ve dug from the dark musty catacombs of my poetry archives. Said Barney Bear to sweet Bernice &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=385\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=385"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":390,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions\/390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}