{"id":423,"date":"2012-06-02T14:15:21","date_gmt":"2012-06-02T14:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=423"},"modified":"2012-06-02T14:15:21","modified_gmt":"2012-06-02T14:15:21","slug":"perspective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=423","title":{"rendered":"Perspective"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=423\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><em><strong>Hi, My Friends,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For those, who think I&#8217;ve gone all heavy and socially aware in my writings, here&#8217;s a lighter offering. Within this poem, you may find a glaring lapse of grammar. I know&#8230; I know&#8230; but anything for the rhyme. <strong>Stash<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Other Side of the Garden Wall<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Said little snail to the worm beside him,<br \/>\n\u201cI wish I had mouse<br \/>\nThen I could ride him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I\u2019d be able to  travel from here to there&#8230;<br \/>\nIn the blink of an eye&#8230;<br \/>\nAs fast as the air.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There\u2019s a great big world I\u2019m wanting to see.<br \/>\nThere\u2019s excitement and adventure<br \/>\nJust waiting for me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This revelation caught worm off guard,<br \/>\nAs he was content exploring<br \/>\nHis own backyard.<\/p>\n<p>Said squiggly worm:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat you\u2019re looking for can be found right here.<br \/>\nIf you leave, all you\u2019ll discover<br \/>\nIs disappointment, I fear.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But snail\u2019s yearning could not be dissuaded.<br \/>\nHe found a spry mouse<br \/>\nAnd his trip&#8230; he made it.<\/p>\n<p>He travelled north, south, east and west,<br \/>\nPutting his theory<br \/>\nTo the test.<\/p>\n<p>He journeyed to where the grass looked greener.<br \/>\nBut what looked so fat<br \/>\nTurned out much leaner.<\/p>\n<p>Folks were the same wherever he roamed.<br \/>\nHis eyes wide opened,<br \/>\nSnail returned home.<\/p>\n<p>He wanted to share what he had found<br \/>\nBut the garden was empty<br \/>\nThere was no sound.<\/p>\n<p>Worm had gone on a surprise fishing jaunt.<br \/>\nSomething he didn\u2019t need.<br \/>\nSomething he didn\u2019t want.<\/p>\n<p>A foot, a shovel&#8230; and he was took.<br \/>\nWiggling and squiggling<br \/>\nOn a pointy hook.<\/p>\n<p>This story has a moral buried within.<br \/>\nWhether at home or away&#8230;<br \/>\nSometimes you just can\u2019t win. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, My Friends, For those, who think I&#8217;ve gone all heavy and socially aware in my writings, here&#8217;s a lighter offering. Within this poem, you may find a glaring lapse of grammar. I know&#8230; I know&#8230; but anything for the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=423\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":427,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions\/427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}