{"id":536,"date":"2012-12-20T15:05:12","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T15:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=536"},"modified":"2012-12-20T15:05:12","modified_gmt":"2012-12-20T15:05:12","slug":"christmas-poem-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=536","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Poem Redux"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=536\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><em><strong>Hello there, my loyal core<\/strong> of few but faithful followers. As you recall, I previously presented to you my ill fated Christmas card poem. Well, I now offer to you the actual verse that made it into this year\u2019s card. It\u2019s been updated a bit&#8230; so, if you received my holiday offering in the mail, it still might be worth a re-read. <strong>Stash<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>2012<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Christmas time has finally arrived<br \/>\nAnd thankfully we\u2019ve all survived.<br \/>\nHurricane Sandy, gasoline lines&#8230;<br \/>\nElection shenanigans&#8230; monkeyshines.<\/p>\n<p>Ladies reading Shades of Gray,<br \/>\nObamacare&#8230; it\u2019s here to stay.<br \/>\nLance Armstrong exposed a cheater,<br \/>\nNancy Pelosi&#8230; still Minority Leader.<\/p>\n<p>Military scandals, Donald Trump&#8230;<br \/>\nYankee fiasco&#8230; October slump.<br \/>\nTainted food, deadly drugs&#8230;<br \/>\n Elmo and hotel bedbugs.<\/p>\n<p>Fiscal cliff, stock market woe&#8230;<br \/>\nClimate change&#8230; free birth control.<br \/>\nImmigration, drugs, urban crime&#8230;<br \/>\nWorld unrest, senseless wartime.<\/p>\n<p>Automatic weapons, assault rifles&#8230;<br \/>\nUnthinkable events, god awful&#8230; frightful.<br \/>\nLike a passage lifted from Dante\u2019s book&#8230;<br \/>\nThe Connecticut atrocity at Sandy Hook.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it\u2019s been one heck of a year&#8230;<br \/>\nIt\u2019s time for a bit of holiday cheer.<br \/>\nSo little upon which we can depend&#8230;<br \/>\nNice to know that you\u2019re our friend.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Happy Holidays,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello there, my loyal core of few but faithful followers. As you recall, I previously presented to you my ill fated Christmas card poem. Well, I now offer to you the actual verse that made it into this year\u2019s card. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=536\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=536"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":539,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}