{"id":563,"date":"2013-04-01T13:57:41","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T13:57:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=563"},"modified":"2013-04-01T13:57:41","modified_gmt":"2013-04-01T13:57:41","slug":"a-commitment-unfulfilled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=563","title":{"rendered":"A Commitment Unfulfilled"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=563\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><strong>Another Story of Easter<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Easter Bunny came a day too late<br \/>\nAnd the impatient kiddies had to wait<br \/>\nFor their anticipated sweet goodies.<\/p>\n<p>Easter morning&#8230; such a disappointment&#8230;<br \/>\n\u2018Cause Rabbit didn\u2019t keep his appointment.<br \/>\nNo jelly beans, colored eggs, marshmallow peeps.<\/p>\n<p>There were cries, tantrums and angry tears&#8230;<br \/>\nThen sarcastic curses from the little dears&#8230;<br \/>\nBetrayal\u2019s taste, bitter in their mouths. <\/p>\n<p>On Monday, Bunny rose from his bed early.<br \/>\nUnknown to him&#8230; the children, still squirrelly,<br \/>\nWere planning an unexpected greeting. <\/p>\n<p>Bun bounded off to fulfill his late chore<br \/>\nBut as he hopped to the first door,<br \/>\nHe, with basket brimming, was seised.<\/p>\n<p>Led quickly to kitchen and the awaiting stove<br \/>\nBunny\u2019s fears rose as his hopes dove&#8230;<br \/>\nHe sensed what was coming his way soon.<\/p>\n<p>You see, now a days children are raised selfish&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd when wronged, angels can become devilish.<br \/>\nSuch was the case, this day that followed Easter.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling entitled to what was their due&#8230;<br \/>\nTheir recompense: biscuits and rabbit stew.<br \/>\nFor them, an especially tasty feast indeed.<\/p>\n<p>Surely a lesson lurks within this allegory&#8230;<br \/>\nNah&#8230; Twas merely a silly Stash holiday story.<br \/>\n(Hey! Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another Story of Easter The Easter Bunny came a day too late And the impatient kiddies had to wait For their anticipated sweet goodies. Easter morning&#8230; such a disappointment&#8230; \u2018Cause Rabbit didn\u2019t keep his appointment. No jelly beans, colored eggs, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=563\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":566,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions\/566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}