{"id":581,"date":"2013-05-29T14:01:36","date_gmt":"2013-05-29T14:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=581"},"modified":"2013-05-29T14:01:36","modified_gmt":"2013-05-29T14:01:36","slug":"the-continuing-saga-of-ozzie-a-very-bad-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=581","title":{"rendered":"The Continuing Saga of Ozzie (A Very Bad Dog)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hi Friends.<\/strong> Today I present, for your entertainment, a poem that continues the story of Lex’s precious puppy, Ozzie. Those of you out there, who actually know the real Oz, acknowledge that deep down, he is a sweetie-pie in a fur coat. It’s just that it’s so darn hard to get beyond his “balls to the wall” greeting, when you come through our front door. A doggy diva, he wants your attention… he demands it. Ozzie is going to be three years old in August and while most acknowledge that “He’s getting better.”, I think this is more an expression of sympathy rather than an actual statement of fact. Stash<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Ozzie Is A Very Bad Dog<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ozzie is a very bad dog…
\nThough he really doesn\u2019t mean to be.
\nIt\u2019s just that he can\u2019t help it…
\nHe was born this way, you see.<\/p>\n

Please don\u2019t misunderstand…<\/p>\n

Sometimes Ozzie has interludes normal…
\nSpells when he doesn\u2019t utter a peep.
\nStretches when he is calm and composed…
\nPrecious moments… like when he\u2019s asleep.<\/p>\n

Impulsive and easily distracted… <\/p>\n

Ozzie\u2019s behavior is like a hurricane.
\nIf you attempt to describe its weather,
\nThe best you can say… \u201cIt\u2019s awful…
\nI hope tomorrow\u2019s gonna be better.\u201d<\/p>\n

Mother Nature has played a cruel trick…<\/p>\n

Looking at life through a fun house mirror,
\nEverything sees to twist and turn and twirl.
\nPoor Ozzie has a dreadful affliction…
\nBorn a dog, he has the brain of a squirrel.<\/p>\n

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