{"id":585,"date":"2013-06-13T21:33:28","date_gmt":"2013-06-13T21:33:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=585"},"modified":"2013-06-13T21:33:28","modified_gmt":"2013-06-13T21:33:28","slug":"ozzie-responds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=585","title":{"rendered":"Ozzie Responds"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hi Friends,<\/strong><\/p>\n

In the interest of impartial fairness, I present to you Ozzie’s response to my previous editorial, “Ozzie Is a Very Bad Dog”.Stash<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

A Rebuttal<\/strong><\/p>\n

I read your poem the other day
\nAnd was surprised at the things
\nYou had to say.<\/p>\n

(Yes… even a dog has feelings.)<\/p>\n

What exactly was my sin?
\nLosing your love…
\nWhen did that begin?<\/p>\n

(Though we\u2019ve had our ups and downs, I never saw this one coming.)<\/p>\n

Didn\u2019t I always wag my tail
\nWhen you came in…
\nAnd without fail.<\/p>\n

(Maybe a meaningless gesture to you but it meant a lot to me.)<\/p>\n

Remember when I chased the ball?
\nDidn\u2019t I go running,
\nWhen you called?<\/p>\n

(I\u2019m not really into balls but I pretended… for you. Remember how you laughed?)<\/p>\n

Sure, I chewed the occasional shoe
\nBut never once
\nDid I bite you. <\/p>\n

(Hm-m-m-m… maybe once but I was high on rawhide and that day\u2019s all a bit dim.)<\/p>\n

Sadly our frolicking is forgotten…
\nAll the sweet times…
\nNow turned rotten.<\/p>\n

(Were those years we shared really just a sham?)<\/p>\n

Hey… what\u2019s that in your hand?
\nIs that my leash?
\n\u201cWalkies\u201d?! Why… you da man!<\/p>\n

(You really do love me after all! Dr. Phil says that most couples go through these rough patches.)<\/p>\n

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