{"id":631,"date":"2013-10-29T21:33:24","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T21:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=631"},"modified":"2013-10-29T21:33:24","modified_gmt":"2013-10-29T21:33:24","slug":"three-from-the-attic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=631","title":{"rendered":"Three From the Attic"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hi Friends. It’s been a while since I last posted a new writing.<\/strong> I’m not so sure why nothing new or interesting has popped into my head but I do want you to know that my little blog still exists out here in the darkness that is internet. For this reason, I am reaching again into my archives. What follows is neither deep nor profound. Actually, it’s pretty silly stuff and is presented merely to coax a smile. For some of you this may be a nostalgic memory; for others, it will be a new reading experience.<\/em> Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Story of Roy (As Was Related, One Night, to a Stranger)<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you looked closely, then you would swear…
\nShe didn’t have on any underwear.<\/p>\n

Her name was Ida Care.<\/p>\n

If you wanted to know if something was so…
\nShe wasn’t the one to whom you’d go.<\/p>\n

Her name was Ida Know.<\/p>\n

Spoiled rotten, a contrary mama…
\nPampered from birth, a real prima donna.<\/p>\n

Her name was Ida Wanna.<\/p>\n

Three young ladies with the name of Ida.
\nThey all ate cookies and drank apple cider.
\nVery different but each did loved Roy…
\nHe brought them his ardor; they brought him joy.<\/p>\n

I’ve heard of too much of a good thing.
\nBut who knew the woe that love could bring?
\nWords and kisses were what thrilled them.
\nPassion’s desire was the thing that filled ’em.<\/p>\n

As for our Roy… sadly, that’s what killed him.<\/p>\n

It’s hard to believe… but this story’s true.
\nI swear… Roy was a boy who I once knew.<\/p>\n

Replied the stranger to whom this was told…
\n“You claim this happened but… I’m not sold…<\/p>\n

…Ida Thinkso.”<\/p>\n

Stash<\/p>\n

The Lady Next Door<\/strong><\/p>\n

The lady next door swims naked.
\nHer son charges a dime a peek.
\nBut it didn’t cost me nothin’…
\nYou see, I’m just a big sneak.<\/p>\n

Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n

While Hugs Are Warm<\/strong><\/p>\n

While hugs are warm,
\nWhat really pleases…
\nAre life’s little loving squeezes.<\/p>\n

Dream of passion
\nBut the stir of romance is
\nFound in its suggestive glances.<\/p>\n

Shout of love
\nBut the warmest glowing
\nCan be found simply in the knowing.<\/p>\n

Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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