{"id":702,"date":"2013-12-20T14:54:45","date_gmt":"2013-12-20T14:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=702"},"modified":"2013-12-20T14:54:45","modified_gmt":"2013-12-20T14:54:45","slug":"christmas-rejected-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=702","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Rejected #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=702\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><em><strong>Hello dear friends and loyal readers.<\/strong> Here it the third installment of my rejected Christmas card poems. It\u2019s short, sweet and to the point but it was, nonetheless, judged unworthy by my Queen. If you have been enjoying my Christmas offerings, I invite you to click onto December 2011 of my blog archives. (Scroll down a bit&#8230; it\u2019s on the right. Click on \u201ccontinue reading\u201d to get the full poem.) There, you will find twenty or so of my previous holiday gems. <\/p>\n<p>Please don\u2019t forget&#8230; on December 24th, I\u2019ll be posting the poem that actually made it into this year\u2019s holiday card. Besides that, there will be <strong>a surprise offering<\/strong> that will hopefully bring a smile to your face. Until we meet again, be good and stay well. <strong>Stash<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A Christmas Greeting<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Toys break.<br \/>\nClothes wear out.<br \/>\nBatteries die.<br \/>\nThe Chia won\u2019t sprout.* <\/p>\n<p>Gifts are welcome.<br \/>\nAnd presents are nice<br \/>\nBut give me friendship<br \/>\nOver an Apple device.<\/p>\n<p>Wishing you a merry Christmas<br \/>\nAnd a very happy New Year<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>* \u266a\u266a Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia \u266a\u266a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello dear friends and loyal readers. Here it the third installment of my rejected Christmas card poems. It\u2019s short, sweet and to the point but it was, nonetheless, judged unworthy by my Queen. If you have been enjoying my Christmas &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=702\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=702"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":740,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions\/740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}