{"id":769,"date":"2014-02-01T15:45:49","date_gmt":"2014-02-01T15:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=769"},"modified":"2014-02-01T15:45:49","modified_gmt":"2014-02-01T15:45:49","slug":"border-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=769","title":{"rendered":"Border Wars"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=769\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><em><strong>Hello.<\/strong> I&#8217;m not especially proud of this little dittie but it&#8217;s something that&#8217;s been on my mind. As I often say (and it applies here), &#8220;It is what what it is.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh Canada<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Boy\u2026 I really dislike Canada\u2026<br \/>\nI hate much of what comes from there\u2026<br \/>\nSpoiled entertainers like Justin Bieber\u2026<br \/>\nMonths long of their frozen arctic air.<\/p>\n<p>I say\u2026 protect our borders from rude intruders.<br \/>\nSend them north to where they belong.<br \/>\nRid ourselves of these unwanted guests\u2026<br \/>\nAnd allow our nation to again be strong.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello. I&#8217;m not especially proud of this little dittie but it&#8217;s something that&#8217;s been on my mind. As I often say (and it applies here), &#8220;It is what what it is.&#8221; Oh Canada Boy\u2026 I really dislike Canada\u2026 I hate &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=769\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=769"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":771,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions\/771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}