{"id":779,"date":"2014-05-02T20:28:30","date_gmt":"2014-05-02T20:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=779"},"modified":"2014-05-02T20:28:30","modified_gmt":"2014-05-02T20:28:30","slug":"an-appeal-to-a-higher-source","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=779","title":{"rendered":"An Appeal To A Higher Source"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Happy Spring, my friends! <\/strong>It’s finally warm again and the lilacs are once again in bloom. Sadly, occasionally, there’s no pleasing some people. The following is a testament to that notion. Take care and stay well, my friends. Stash<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

A Letter To God<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dear God,<\/p>\n

After the long, dark, frosty months of winter\u2026<\/p>\n

Of icy winds blowing snow into window high drifts\u2026
\nOf shoveling daily, like an exile in some Siberian gulag\u2026
\nOf chilled to the bone days and heating pad nights\u2026
\nOf sleeping in sweats and doubling the bed\u2019s quilt\u2026
\nOf white knuckle driving on slick icy avenues\u2026
\nOf slush filled curbs and endlessly soaked socks and shoes\u2026
\nOf a premature darkness that arrived ever so early in the afternoon\u2026
\nOf a drab world colored only in shades of dirty gray\u2026<\/p>\n

Spring has finally arrived\u2026 and with it\u2026<\/p>\n

Pollen filled breezes
\nAnd countless sneezes.
\nBudding roses
\nAnd runny noses.
\nLittle bird cries,
\nRed, itchy eyes.
\nRobin songs sung
\nAnd tired, wheezy lungs.<\/p>\n

Now, not that I want to be picky\u2026
\nAbout the seasons and Your weather,
\nBut Jeez-Louise!
\nI really think that if You try Lord,
\nThat You might be able do a little bit better.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not asking for favors
\nAnd You know I\u2019m not big on prayin’
\nBut don\u2019t You think that
\nYou could get just one season right?
\nI mean no offense, God\u2026 I\u2019m just sayin\u2019\u2026<\/p>\n

Your Buddy, Your Pal,<\/p>\n

Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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