{"id":810,"date":"2014-08-13T14:37:01","date_gmt":"2014-08-13T14:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=810"},"modified":"2014-08-13T14:40:54","modified_gmt":"2014-08-13T14:40:54","slug":"doggerel-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=810","title":{"rendered":"Doggerel"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hello my friends. <\/strong>I hope the summer is treating you well. Not too hot for you I hope. It would be unkind (to my teacher friends) if I mentioned the topic of \u201cBack To School\u201d\u2026 so I won\u2019t. But rest assured, like Bill Clinton, I feel your pain.<\/p>\n

Regarding the true purpose of my contacting you, I wanted to offer to you these mental wanderings. I make no apologies for these annotated \u201cpoems\u201d, which are simply the product of an idle mind. I\u2019m not ashamed, yet I\u2019m not particularly proud either. A wise man once said\u2026 oh yeah, that was me\u2026 \u201cThey are what they are.\u201d<\/p>\n

Your buddy, your friend, Stash<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Worm.<\/strong>
\nSquirm.
\n(Ouch! That sidewalk sure is hot!.)<\/p>\n

Bird.<\/strong>
\nTurd.
\n(Hey, what\u2019s with pigeons and statues?)<\/p>\n

Skunk.<\/strong>
\nStunk.
\n(Pardon my past tense.)<\/p>\n

Woodchuck.<\/strong>
\nBad luck.
\n(If you ever had one in your garden, you\u2019d understand.)<\/p>\n

Deer!<\/strong>
\nSteer!!
\n(They\u2019re a special kind of stupid, when they cross the road at night.)<\/p>\n

Mosquito<\/strong>
\nNo need-o.
\n(Really God\u2026 really?!)<\/p>\n

Mole.<\/strong>
\nHole.
\n(Home sweet home.)<\/p>\n

Termite.<\/strong>
\nWood bite.
\n(Kinda like shredded wheat\u2026 only for bugs.)<\/p>\n

Cow.<\/strong>
\nPlow.
\n(They\u2019re farm things.That\u2019s the best I could do.)<\/p>\n

Butterfly.<\/strong>
\nFlutter by.
\n(O-o-o-oh\u2026 pretty!)<\/p>\n

Moth.<\/strong>
\nCloth.
\n(M-m-m\u2026 it\u2019s what\u2019s for dinner.)<\/p>\n

Cat.<\/strong>
\nScat!
\n(I\u2019m a dog person. My insincere apologies to all you kitty lovers out there.)<\/p>\n

Frog.<\/strong>
\nBog.
\n(That\u2019s where they live, silly.)<\/p>\n

Porcupine.<\/strong>
\nCaution sign.
\n(Get the point?!)<\/p>\n

Tutrle.<\/strong>
\nGirdle?
\n(No, no. Sweetie, be happy with the shape you were given.)<\/p>\n

Stash<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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