{"id":990,"date":"2015-01-10T15:01:47","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T15:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=990"},"modified":"2015-01-10T15:01:47","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T15:01:47","slug":"quickies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=990","title":{"rendered":"Quickies"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/standard-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=990\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><\/div><p><em><strong>Hi my frosty friends.<\/strong> Staying warm, I hope. What better way to heat things up, on a freezy January day, than to indulge in a &#8220;quickie&#8221;? To this end, I offer to you, my loyal readers, ten Stash concocted quickies. They are purely the product of an idle mind and while they offer no profound insight into the human condition, hopefully they will offer you a bit of amusement. <strong>Stash<\/strong><\/em> <\/p>\n<p><strong>Winter<\/strong><br \/>\nSuffering through winter\u2019s blast.<br \/>\nI sure hope that it don\u2019t last.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Owen<\/strong><br \/>\nLittle Owen\u2026<br \/>\nReally growin\u2019.<\/p>\n<p><strong>TV<\/strong><br \/>\nBig ass TV\u2026<br \/>\nSo glad that you belong to me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hair<\/strong><br \/>\nSome people have lots of hair.<br \/>\nIn my opinion, that\u2019s not fair.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ozzie<\/strong><br \/>\nOzzie is a very good pet.<br \/>\nU-m-m-m\u2026 not yet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Money<\/strong><br \/>\nMoney can\u2019t make you happy<br \/>\nBut being broke sure is crappy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Snow<\/strong><br \/>\nSnow\u2026<br \/>\nGo!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Politics<\/strong><br \/>\nPolitics\u2026<br \/>\nBunch of \u201cdicks\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Food<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen it comes to food\u2026<br \/>\nI find I\u2019m always in the mood.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Getting Older<\/strong><br \/>\nI guess that I\u2019m getting older\u2026<br \/>\nPains in my back, my knees, my shoulder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi my frosty friends. Staying warm, I hope. What better way to heat things up, on a freezy January day, than to indulge in a &#8220;quickie&#8221;? To this end, I offer to you, my loyal readers, ten Stash concocted quickies. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/?p=990\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=990"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":992,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990\/revisions\/992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stashreport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}