Ozzie Was A Very Bad Dog
We tried praise, rewards and lots of patience
But Ozzie just wouldn’t listen.
We wanted a loyal, obedient pooch
But there was something he was missin’.
Friends suggested The Dog Whisperer.
His results, they say, were undeniable.
He could tame the most difficult beast.
His ways were logical… so very triable.
So, we watched his television show…
We wanted to learn a better way.
It looked like things would be a easy…
Less than work, more like play.
For days and days, we did as he said.
We really tried and tried and tried
As a result, we’ve come to one conclusion:
The Dog Whisperer…………. he lied.
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