Monthly Archives: December 2011

The Christmas Spirit Last night, Jimmy brought home a Christmas tree. It was big and bushy and best of all… free. (Happy holiday!) He found it growing out back in the park. He took a saw and when it was … Continue reading →

Christmas Time Again Yeah, yeah… it’s Christmas time again. It’s time to shop and time to spend… Time to push through the choking crowd, Where people are rude and everyone’s loud… Spending money like it’s nothing… Buying things that folks … Continue reading →

Poor Jerome Jerome wanted to be a Christmas gnome. With this determination, he left his home… And headed North, to the frosty pole. Taking a taxi, a bus, a train… He then hitched a lift on the Santa Plane. Finally, … Continue reading →

Children Are Different A snowflake landed on a child’s nose. It melted… and then dripped to his toes. He never asked, “I wonder why?” He merely turned his face towards the sky. And another flake quickly took its place… This … Continue reading →

Santa’s Gonna Take This Year Off Santa’s gonna take this year off. He’s got the sniffles. He’s got a cough. The other night, he slipped and fell. No… Santa’s not feeling very well. He’s constipated and feeling grumpy. The back … Continue reading →

I might start to lose you after the first couple of lines but hang in there. There really is a lesson to be learned. Stash Listen To Your Mother On Christmas morning, Jeffrey got a brand new sled. He used … Continue reading →

I sense that a few of my loyal readers share the opinion that my holiday sentiments lean a bit towards the dark “grinchy” side of the street. For those, who feel a craving for an “It’s a Wonderful Life” uplift, … Continue reading →

Desmond Was A Disgruntled Elf Desmond was a disgruntled elf. He grumbled, “Santa better watch himself.” He treats me like a worthless jerk But I’m the one who does the work. Bang, bang, bang… make all the toys… He really … Continue reading →

This poem is dedicated to Vinnie and his belief in the Blue Genie and the “magic” that he possesses. At This Festive Holiday Season At this festive holiday season, I search my soul to find the reason Why I find … Continue reading →

The Lord Helps Them Who Help Themselves The Lord helps them who help themselves… That’s what Santa said. It was late on Christmas Eve And the Old Man was still in bed! Christmas had come so quickly… As if the … Continue reading →