The Seasons Change
This year you’ll have to be patient
Cause Santa is going to be late.
He’s a little off his schedule
So you will just have to wait.
The North Pole, it seems, is changing.
Santa and his folks are trying to adjust.
His sleigh’s been put into mothballs
And its runners have begun to rust.
All of Santa’s friends have noticed
The change that’s coming about…
They live way up north but
Now it feels like it does down south.
There’s sweat on the brow of Bill,
Santa’s pampered pet polar bear…
Who’s removed his thick fur coat
And now sleeps in his bear underwear.
Pete, the perky little penguin
Has petitioned the Arctic Commissioner.
He’d like to cope with the heat,
By getting a cool air conditioner.
It’s all an inconvenient truth.
It’s a hassle… a great big chore.
It didn’t used to be like this
And it’s all because of Al Gore.
It’s with him that Armageddon started.
Before Al, all was just peachy keen…
But he’s really gone and stirred up
This environmental “weather-thing”.
Most of our worries never happen.
They torture us and then go away.
Global warming’s not really so bad…
Hey… the winters will feel like May!
As for our children’s, children’s, children…
About whom the alarmists all shout…
I say don’t underestimate the kiddies…
Let’s leave it to them to figure out.
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